that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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