omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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