can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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