Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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