What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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