Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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