Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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