I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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