I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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