i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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