he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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