I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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