the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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