She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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