M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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