This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
