how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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