I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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