Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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