Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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