Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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