if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."