Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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