It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV