I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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