Jerry, you need to find god
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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