Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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