Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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