Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am in a vortex of obligation.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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