Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
