Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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