ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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