do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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