just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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