You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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