so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
