: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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