Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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