Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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