STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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