Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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