Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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