Where is the hickey?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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