only if we run a train.
done.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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