Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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