You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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