Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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