have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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