its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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