I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
literally had 100 drinks last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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