People with herpes should wear stickers.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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