You really coming over, don't trick.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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