But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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