i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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