dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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