OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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