Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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