The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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