Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
What drink are we having for lunch?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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